This is how my cat in DC scored us a flat in Lisbon.
I have my Ming the Merciless that is a tuxedo and looks just like your baby. I've been watching you grow and expand your brand I am so proud of you and so happy we met so many years ago that feels like another Universe in Manhattan.
I could not love this more! Well, of course I LOVE LOVE LOVE your big new adventure and that you found a flat, but we do have a shared affinity for felines.
Why no balconies? We have both a cat and a balcony and they are very suited to each other.